{"id":3481,"date":"2018-12-25T09:00:16","date_gmt":"2018-12-25T08:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=3481"},"modified":"2018-12-21T09:45:16","modified_gmt":"2018-12-21T08:45:16","slug":"povanocni-plavecka-povidka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=3481","title":{"rendered":"Pov\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed plaveck\u00e1 pov\u00eddka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align:right\">Praha, po p\u011btadvac\u00e1t\u00e9m\nprosinci &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po probuzen\u00ed p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, p\u0159evaluji\npol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159e po posteli, pak povst\u00e1v\u00e1m. Poj\u00edm, popiju.&nbsp; P\u011bchuji pytel plavkami. P\u0159evle\u010den\u00fd, poklusem\nprob\u00edh\u00e1m pokojem, pak pavla\u010d\u00ed, p\u0159eb\u00edh\u00e1m po p\u0159echodu. P\u0159es per\u00f3n, pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed\nPendolino. P\u0159istupuji, p\u0159ised\u00e1m, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed. Proklat\u011b &#8211; plat\u00edm pokutu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme Pardubicemi, p\u0159istupuje\np\u011bkn\u00e1 pan\u00ed, pohledn\u00e1 Petra, p\u0159ised\u00e1 po pravici. P\u011bkn\u00e1 postavi\u010dka, pomrk\u00e1v\u00e1,\npot\u0159\u00e1s\u00e1 poprs\u00edm. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed. Po\u0161p\u00e1sujem? Prd. Pr\u00e1v\u011b proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme\nPrahou. Posledn\u00edch p\u00e1r pra\u017ec\u016f, pra\u017esk\u00fd per\u00f3n. Pokra\u010duji p\u011b\u0161ky. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Proch\u00e1z\u00edm Prahou, p\u0159evl\u00e1daj\u00ed p\u0159eh\u00e1\u0148ky,\npoprch\u00e1, pofukuje. P\u011bkn\u00e1 pol\u00edzanice. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edm pozd\u011b, plavci p\u0159ipraveni,\npov\u00eddaj\u00ed, p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bj\u00ed. Podm\u00ednky plavc\u016fm p\u0159ej\u00ed, p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed p\u0159ed p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm, p\u0159ed\npopisem. Pro, proti, p\u0159ehl\u00e1sit, povolit, podlehnout, pr\u016fbnout, p\u0159idat?\nP\u0159\u00edprava, pono\u0159en\u00ed, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed povel: p\u00edsknut\u00ed p\u00ed\u0161\u0165alky, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b pr\u00e1sk pistole.\nPAL! Plavci podstupuj\u00ed promrzlou plavbu. P\u0159idej, p\u0159idej! Provol\u00e1vaj\u00ed\np\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed po plavc\u00edch. Promrzl\u00fdm plavc\u016fm pod\u00e1vaj\u00ed p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed pomocnou\npa\u017ei. Pom\u00e1haj\u00ed p\u0159ekonat probl\u00e9my p\u0159i promrznut\u00ed, p\u0159ikl\u00e1daj\u00ed proh\u0159\u00e1tou\np\u0159ikr\u00fdvku. Po plavb\u011b p\u0159ijde prot\u0159es, po p\u0159evl\u00e9knut\u00ed pom\u016f\u017ee pit\u00ed. Pohlavn\u00ed\nproporce p\u00e1n\u016f projdou prom\u011bnou, pond\u011bl\u00ed povol\u00ed prvn\u00ed p\u00edcha\u010dku. Promi\u0148te\npras\u00e1rnu prost\u00e9mu pis\u00e1lkovi. Po p\u0159evl\u00e9knut\u00ed promo\u010den\u00fdch plavek plavci\npook\u0159\u00edvaj\u00ed. Proh\u0159\u00e1t plavce pom\u016f\u017ee popl\u00e1c\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed po plec\u00edch. Promrzl\u00fd p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm,\np\u016fjdu p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b plavat? Panejo, pokud p\u016fjdu, pak p\u016flkil\u00e1k. Plavu p\u0159ece pro\npot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po pol\u00e9vce plavci pohovo\u0159\u00ed,\npochv\u00e1l\u00ed po\u0159adatele. Po\u0159adatel\u00e9 pod\u00e1vaj\u00ed pivo, pohotov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed plavci p\u0159idaj\u00ed p\u00e1r\npan\u00e1k\u016f. Pokrm &#8211; posta\u010d\u00ed p\u00e1rek, pe\u010divo. Proto\u017ee plavci po\u0159\u00e1d pop\u00edj\u00ed, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed\np\u0159\u00edznaky podrou\u0161en\u00ed. Pl\u00e1caj\u00ed pitomosti. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed pis\u00e1lek pra\u017esk\u00e9ho pl\u00e1tku\nposlechnout p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy plavc\u016f. Poznamen\u00e1 p\u00e1r post\u0159eh\u016f, p\u0159i publikov\u00e1n\u00ed polovinu\npozapom\u00edn\u00e1, polovinu poplete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Posledn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost pop\u0159\u00e1t plavc\u016fm\np\u011bkn\u00fd podve\u010der, pojedeme. Pohrdnu parn\u00edkem Pra\u017esk\u00e9 paroplavby. Pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed pov\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed\nproch\u00e1zka Prahou, pak p\u0159ijde p\u0159esun podzemkou. Pendol\u00edno p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pozd\u011b. Po\nper\u00f3nu proch\u00e1z\u00ed p\u011bkn\u00e1 pan\u00ed, pov\u011bdom\u00e1 postava, pan\u00ed Petra. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed, pod\u00e1v\u00e1 pac,\npomrk\u00e1v\u00e1. Pokra\u010dujeme, postupujeme polopr\u00e1zdn\u00fdm, potemn\u011bl\u00fdm Pendol\u00ednem.\nPostrkuji Petru, pohlad\u00edm po pa\u017ei, po prdelce, pokukuji po prsou. Proces p\u00e1\u0159en\u00ed\np\u0159eru\u0161uje p\u0159iopil\u00fd pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed. Petra pakuje pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00edho pry\u010d. P\u0159ed p\u0159\u00edjezdem\npozap\u00edn\u00e1m poklopec, Petra podprsenku. P\u0159estupuji, pol\u00edb\u00edm Petru, p\u00e1 p\u00e1. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed\np\u016flnoc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po p\u016flroce p\u0159ijdou prvn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edznaky\npohlavn\u00edch pot\u00ed\u017e\u00ed. Prod\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edjici &#8230;,&nbsp;\nPomo\u017e P\u00e1nb\u016f. P\u0159ekon\u00e1n\u00ed probl\u00e9m\u016f pot\u0159ebuje pol\u00e9\u010dit, pozobat p\u00e1r\npenicil\u00edn\u016f. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0159id\u00e1m p\u00e1r pikantnost\u00ed policejn\u00edho protokolu: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pan\u00ed Petra provozuje prostituci, potvora. Prdelat\u00e1,\nprsat\u00e1, prost\u011b pohledn\u00e1 postavi\u010dka. Pusa pro\u0159\u00edzl\u00e1, po\u0159\u00e1d pov\u00edd\u00e1. Pravideln\u011b\nproj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed Pendolinem, provokuje pocestn\u00e9, pracuje. Petra po\u0161ilh\u00e1v\u00e1 po pen\u011bz\u00edch,\nposkytuje pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed p\u00e1n\u016fm. Pokud potk\u00e1te Petru, pou\u017eijte preventivn\u011b\nprezervativ. P\u0159edejdete pohlavn\u00edm pot\u00ed\u017e\u00edm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u011bkn\u00e9\npov\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed po\u010dten\u00ed, pobaven\u00ed plavc\u016fm p\u0159eje Pavel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PF\n2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"705\" src=\"http:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PavlovaPovidka-1024x705.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3482\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PavlovaPovidka-1024x705.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PavlovaPovidka-150x103.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PavlovaPovidka-300x207.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PavlovaPovidka-768x529.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PavlovaPovidka.jpg 1610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Praha, po p\u011btadvac\u00e1t\u00e9m prosinci &#8230; Po probuzen\u00ed p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, p\u0159evaluji pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159e po posteli, pak povst\u00e1v\u00e1m. Poj\u00edm, popiju.&nbsp; P\u011bchuji pytel plavkami. P\u0159evle\u010den\u00fd, poklusem prob\u00edh\u00e1m pokojem, pak pavla\u010d\u00ed, p\u0159eb\u00edh\u00e1m po p\u0159echodu. P\u0159es per\u00f3n, pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed Pendolino. P\u0159istupuji, p\u0159ised\u00e1m, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed. Proklat\u011b &#8211; plat\u00edm pokutu. Proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme Pardubicemi, p\u0159istupuje p\u011bkn\u00e1 pan\u00ed, pohledn\u00e1 Petra, p\u0159ised\u00e1 po pravici. P\u011bkn\u00e1 postavi\u010dka, pomrk\u00e1v\u00e1, pot\u0159\u00e1s\u00e1 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=3481\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8222;Pov\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed plaveck\u00e1 pov\u00eddka&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3482,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zavody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3483,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481\/revisions\/3483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}