{"id":7523,"date":"2023-10-28T22:57:11","date_gmt":"2023-10-28T20:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=7523"},"modified":"2023-10-30T09:45:57","modified_gmt":"2023-10-30T08:45:57","slug":"zpoved-nevoleneho-jen-urceneho-reditele-zavodu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=7523","title":{"rendered":"Zpov\u011b\u010f nevolen\u00e9ho, jen ur\u010den\u00e9ho \u0159editele z\u00e1vodu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Lule\u010d vloni, u\u017e to bylo, letos znovu, jen aby chyb tolik nebylo &#8211; byly snad?<br>No neptej se, znova to zkus, aby se to na sekci l\u00edbilo.<br>V\u0161echno m\u00e1\u0161 v mal\u00ed\u010dku, v\u0161echno jsi obvolal, jen\u017ee svat\u00fd Petr d\u00e9\u0161\u0165 p\u0159ivolal.<br>Je p\u00e1tek, b\u00f3jky se maj\u00ed um\u00edstit a jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 d\u011bda Kom\u00e1rek: \u201eCh\u010dije a ch\u010dije.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Restaurace chce cosi zm\u011bnit, hasi\u010d nev\u00ed, jestli p\u0159ijde.<br>Do toho auto se mi rozbilo, no to by snad i vola skolilo!<br>V noci nesp\u00edm, v noci s\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m \u00fakoly, je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee m\u00e1m vedle sebe u\u010ditelku, tu jen tak n\u011bco neskol\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Pak p\u0159ijde sobota, slun\u00ed\u010dko sv\u00edt\u00ed, jen\u017ee je osm, stan nikde. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si v\u0161echno je v \u0159i\u2026 v h\u00e1ji.<br>Ale m\u00e1m p\u0159ece kamar\u00e1dy, u\u017e je tu La\u010fa a Fany.<br>Startuj\u00ed Titanik, b\u00f3jky stav\u00ed, Magda s Eli\u0161kou p\u00e1sky na ob\u011bd rozd\u00e1vaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lenka rukou silnou vel\u00ed: \u201ePoj\u010fte na popis, kdo je registrov\u00e1n, a\u0165 nen\u00ed harmonogram nabour\u00e1n.\u201c<br>Petr Bukal pochvaln\u011b mru\u010d\u00ed, jen ta \u010d\u00edsla mohla b\u00fdt o trochu v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed.<br>Ivona, Hanka, o sto \u0161est popisuj\u00ed t\u011bla je\u0161t\u011b st\u00e1le op\u00e1len\u00e1.<br>No, p\u00e1r z\u00e1vod\u016f a v\u0161echna budou jako k\u0159\u00edda b\u00edl\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ze Slavkova \u010daj nejl\u00edp chutn\u00e1, jmenovat autory nen\u00ed v\u011bc nutn\u00e1.<br>Ale kdyby p\u0159ece, Jana, Hela, Jarmila, to je jako voda v \u0159ece.<br>Na lo\u010fce se z\u00e1chran\u00e1\u0159em Pavel a Honza \u010distou vodu hlad\u00ed, nen\u00ed nutno bl\u00e1znit, v\u0161ichni plavat um\u00ed, jen bezpe\u010dnost lad\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Snad n\u011bkoho jsem zapomn\u011bl? No nazdar, n\u00e1\u010deln\u00edka, z\u00edtra ti, Ivane, nebude hej!<br>No to n\u00e9! Do ruky dostal mikrofon a sype \u010d\u00edsla, jm\u00e9na, medaile, no fakt, to je cel\u00fd on.<br>Potom plavu taky, s mlad\u00edkem, co o \u010dty\u0159i des\u00edtky let je mlad\u0161\u00ed, v c\u00edli stejn\u011b pl\u00e1cnem a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: \u201eV\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee jsi fini\u0161oval s d\u011bdkem?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spole\u010dn\u00e9 foto, voda m\u011b nechce pustit, jde jen o to, \u017ee \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd jsem a chci se d\u00e1l vodou brodit. Nev\u00edm kolik let, ale ten fini\u0161 to byl let.<br>Kolik \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u00e1m, kolik z\u00e1\u0159ez\u016f si p\u0159id\u00e1m, nev\u00edm s\u00e1m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jen d\u011bkuji kamar\u00e1di, \u017ee V\u00e1s m\u00e1m.<br>L\u00edto je mi kamar\u00e1dky, kter\u00e1 s n\u00e1mi nebyla, nemoc ji skolila.<br>Ale jen co to p\u016fjde, u\u017e se t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, aby s n\u00e1mi (\u017ee jo, Vla\u010fko) vodu br\u00e1zdila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P. S.<br>Sed\u00edm U Lva u Poutn\u00edka a m\u00e1m v hlav\u011b p\u011bnu.<br>Mysl\u00edm na v\u0161echny plavce, pokud jsem na n\u011bkoho zapomn\u011bl, odpus\u0165te, u\u017e mi vzpom\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed nejde tak hladce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ur\u010den\u00fd \u0159editel z\u00e1vodu Ivan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lule\u010d vloni, u\u017e to bylo, letos znovu, jen aby chyb tolik nebylo &#8211; byly snad?No neptej se, znova to zkus, aby se to na sekci l\u00edbilo.V\u0161echno m\u00e1\u0161 v mal\u00ed\u010dku, v\u0161echno jsi obvolal, jen\u017ee svat\u00fd Petr d\u00e9\u0161\u0165 p\u0159ivolal.Je p\u00e1tek, b\u00f3jky se maj\u00ed um\u00edstit a jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 d\u011bda Kom\u00e1rek: \u201eCh\u010dije a ch\u010dije.\u201c Restaurace chce cosi zm\u011bnit, hasi\u010d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=7523\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8222;Zpov\u011b\u010f nevolen\u00e9ho, jen ur\u010den\u00e9ho \u0159editele z\u00e1vodu&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":187,"featured_media":7524,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zavody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/187"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7528,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7523\/revisions\/7528"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}