{"id":8650,"date":"2024-12-27T11:03:08","date_gmt":"2024-12-27T10:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=8650"},"modified":"2024-12-27T11:03:10","modified_gmt":"2024-12-27T10:03:10","slug":"neobvykle-kousava-vltava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/?p=8650","title":{"rendered":"Neobvykle kousav\u00e1 Vltava"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ji\u017e po osm\u00e9 jsem se vydala mezi sv\u00e1tky na sout\u011b\u017e do Prahy. V\u017edy m\u011b to trochu odd\u011bl\u00ed od konzumu a leno\u0161en\u00ed o V\u00e1noc\u00edch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se\u0161li jsme se pod N\u00e1rodn\u00edm divadlem tentokr\u00e1t jen t\u0159i. J\u00e1, Eli\u0161ka Podmelov\u00e1 a Martin Klu\u010dka. Odhodlan\u00fd Jarom\u00edr Berounsk\u00fd se vy\u0159adil z leto\u0161n\u00ed sez\u00f3ny zran\u011bn\u00edm ramene na ly\u017e\u00edch a t\u00edm velmi oslabil na\u0161e ambice st\u00e1t na bedn\u011b v odd\u00edlov\u00fdch dru\u017estvech.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Po p\u0159\u00edjezdu na \u017dof\u00edn jsme s Eli\u0161kou \u0161ly prozkoumat start a c\u00edl. Hned p\u0159ed budovu n\u00e1s odchytila report\u00e9rka \u010cesk\u00e9ho rozhlasu a ud\u011blala s n\u00e1mi kr\u00e1tk\u00fd rozhovor. Kdybyste ho n\u011bkdo n\u00e1hodou sly\u0161el v rozhlase, tak se nedivte. V tu chv\u00edli jsme je\u0161t\u011b m\u011bly s Eli\u0161kou dobrou n\u00e1ladu, slunko sv\u00edtilo, voda byla nam\u011b\u0159ena na 4,3 stupn\u011b, nebylo se \u010deho b\u00e1t.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po klasick\u00fdch proslovech p. \u0160t\u011brby jsme \u0161li ve t\u0159ech vln\u00e1ch po sob\u011b do vody. Elsa se dostala do prvn\u00ed, nejrychlej\u0161\u00ed vlny, j\u00e1 s\u00a0Martinem do druh\u00e9. Bez jak\u00fdchkoliv obav jsme svi\u017en\u011b plavali k\u00a0prvn\u00ed b\u00f3ji na druhou stranu \u0159eky – sm\u011br Sm\u00edchov. Tu\u0161ili jsme, \u017ee u prvn\u00ed b\u00f3je bude proud siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, proto jsme si trochu nadplavali. Vid\u011bla jsem perifern\u011b, \u017ee Martin jede kous\u00ed\u010dek p\u0159ede mnou a m\u011bla jsem z\u00a0n\u011bj radost. Po obeplav\u00e1n\u00ed prvn\u00ed b\u00f3je n\u00e1s to rychle svezlo k\u00a0oto\u010dce na druhou b\u00f3ji a pak za\u010dala bitva s\u00a0proudem. St\u00e1le mne to tahalo pod mostn\u00ed pil\u00ed\u0159e, ruce jsem za\u010dala m\u00edt jako kladiva, cit pro vodu v\u00a0h\u00e1ji. Nabyla jsem dojmu, \u017ee se ocit\u00e1m t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 pod mostem a trochu zpanika\u0159ila, \u017ee m\u011b to odnese a\u017e na jez. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b jsem se zase n\u011bjak dopl\u00e1cala ke b\u0159ehu u divadla a s\u00a0respektem oto\u010dila do druh\u00e9ho kola. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chvilku mi v\u00a0hlav\u011b hara\u0161ilo, \u017ee ve\u00a0druh\u00e9m kole ji\u017e nebudu m\u00edt tolik sil v tom proudu pod mostem, ale po proplav\u00e1n\u00ed branou do druh\u00e9ho kola jsem uklidnila hlavu a soust\u0159edila se na nadplav\u00e1n\u00ed prvn\u00ed b\u00f3je. Druh\u00e9 kolo ji\u017e nebylo na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed tak tragick\u00e9 a j\u00e1 se ocitla ve zdrav\u00ed v\u00a0c\u00edli. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b Martin dlouho nikde. Po doplav\u00e1n\u00ed mi sd\u011blil, \u017ee mu na konci prvn\u00edho kola n\u011bkdo kopl do brejli\u010dek, kter\u00e9 pak u\u017e velmi \u0161patn\u011b nasadil a plaval v\u00a0druh\u00e9m kole tak\u0159ka po slepu. Pr\u00fd se ve druh\u00e9m kole dostal v\u00a0proudu pod most a myslel, \u017ee ho to sveze a\u017e na jez. Jeho prvn\u00ed mezi\u010das byl velice slibn\u00fd. Druh\u00fd mezi\u010das hovo\u0159\u00ed o velk\u00e9m boji. To v\u0161e jsme se s\u00a0Eli\u0161kou dozv\u011bd\u011bly a\u017e po na\u0161em p\u0159evle\u010den\u00ed do such\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V p\u0159evl\u00e9kac\u00edm stanu jsem od Eli\u0161ky sly\u0161ela spousty kleteb a nad\u00e1vek na studenou vodu. Nemohu je tu reprodukovat, ale vnit\u0159n\u011b jsem se velice sm\u00e1la. Introvert Eli\u0161ka je neskute\u010dn\u011b vtipn\u00e1 a \u00fa\u017easn\u011b m\u011b bav\u00ed. \u00dasm\u011bv na rtech jsem ale nem\u011bla. Byla jsem vyd\u011b\u0161ena kousavou vodou, proudem, kter\u00fd m\u011b ne\u00faprosn\u011b un\u00e1\u0161el a celkov\u011b nevl\u00eddnou Vltavou, kterou takhle nezn\u00e1m. V\u017edy p\u0159ed t\u00edmto z\u00e1vodem mi p\u0159ipadala l\u00edn\u00e1 a tepl\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ka\u017edou sez\u00f3nu je n\u011bjak\u00fd z\u00e1vod tvrd\u00fd a pro m\u011b to byl asi tento. Ani leto\u0161n\u00ed Choce\u0148 tolik nepokousala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vyst\u00e1li jsme frontu na rychle chladnouc\u00ed p\u00e1rek, vytrp\u011bli vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bz\u016f bez na\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtomnosti na stupn\u00edch, odnesli si n\u011bco z tomboly a jeli jsme \u201eDO PRDELE\u201c (jak v\u017edy zahl\u00e1s\u00ed Eli\u0161ka).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zapsala V\u00e1clava Bene\u0161ov\u00e1 27. 12. 2024 v\u00a08:25 v\u00a0posteli v\u00a0resortu Po\u0159e\u0161\u00edn\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ji\u017e po osm\u00e9 jsem se vydala mezi sv\u00e1tky na sout\u011b\u017e do Prahy. V\u017edy m\u011b to trochu odd\u011bl\u00ed od konzumu a leno\u0161en\u00ed o V\u00e1noc\u00edch. Se\u0161li jsme se pod N\u00e1rodn\u00edm divadlem tentokr\u00e1t jen t\u0159i. J\u00e1, Eli\u0161ka Podmelov\u00e1 a Martin Klu\u010dka. Odhodlan\u00fd Jarom\u00edr Berounsk\u00fd se vy\u0159adil z leto\u0161n\u00ed sez\u00f3ny zran\u011bn\u00edm ramene na ly\u017e\u00edch a t\u00edm velmi oslabil na\u0161e ambice … Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed „Neobvykle kousav\u00e1 Vltava“<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":187,"featured_media":8651,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zavody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/187"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8662,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8650\/revisions\/8662"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.otuzilci-brno.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}